I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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