Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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