Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
i believe in u and ur pee
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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