I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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