grandma shit on top of the toilet
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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