On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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