oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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