I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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