Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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