I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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