plz talk dirty to me
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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