You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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