I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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