1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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