I heard we made out
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
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i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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