Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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