i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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