This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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