So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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