the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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