im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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