Do you still have your period?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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