I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
smell my finger.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
