she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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