I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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