She's JV to your varsity
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
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