Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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