I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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