I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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