we have pet lesbian snakes
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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