Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this just has baby written all over it
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
she peed on how many people?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
