4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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