How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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