if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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