Where is the hickey?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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