Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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