what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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