You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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