So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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