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Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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