Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
it hurts more in the daytime
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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