My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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