Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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