Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I enjoy the company of your penis
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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