Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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