He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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