I like my sex mixed with concussions.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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