I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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