How'd it feel making her break her religion?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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