Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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