He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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