I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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