But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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