It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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